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[Sterile Spongebob]

eh...

um the "crabs" bit is so old it's not even funny... and why is spongebob a tampon? also how does ariel have pubic hair? for that matter, how could she have ANYTHING down there other than than floppy fish tail? ShEEit.

[Aoi House The Music Video]

Overall it's pretty good

Killer animation and visuals, but personally I HATE that song, I HATE that bitch-ass hamster, and I HATE that one guy with the face.

[Inuyasha in a nutshell]

So great

lol thank you for not totally failing at life like some of the other retarded inuyasha crap I've seen! The only thing that needs work is the visuals and animation. If you redo this, it would be SO BOMB.

[Love Hina Epilogue: Pt.1]

*yawn

I'm gonna be straightforward: you bored the crap outta me. The visuals were nice and the dialogue at least didn't confuse me but there was nothing here to enjoy other than that. This really didn't add anything to Love Hina, but thankfully it didn't take anything away either. And why are people talking about hentai here? Love Hina is ecchi at most. Go talk about your pr0nz somewhere else.

[Emo Girl]

Ehh....

It was pretty good, but it just wasn't interesting. Well, that's my opinion anyway.

[Noodles on my Back]

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE

So he likes noodles on his back eh? HE CAN PUT MY NOODLE IN HIS MOUTH AND SUCK IT TILL HE CHOKES TO DEATH ON MY CREAM SAUCE.

Nice job though. The singing wasn't horrifyingly bad and the animations weren't bad either. I could see the work you put into it even though THAT HIPPO MAKES ME WANT TO CUT MYSELF. Here's 5 stars for EFFORT, not even one for likeability. ;P

[Ask Mr. Owl]

:) :D

Better than the old commercials! And as for the guy below me, making the turtle beg would ruin the humor.