SilentJohn's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Oh No... Goatse]

Wait, what?

You and your friend "discovered" goatse??? 0_o

zeromous responds:

yes we have

[viva la coldplay]

Not "awesome," dude.

Alright so this is actually a pretty decent flash but you slowed the music down. Not cool. But what really got me was the cheesy crap people like to put in EVERY music video for some reason. When the lyrics said "seas would rise..." it'd show a rising sea. When they said "roll the dice", OMG DICE. It makes it too predictable and seem really unimaginative. If you were going to make the visuals correspond to the lyrics, then you should have made it at least make sense somehow. Draw out a plot! Make the character do something and make everything seam together in a coherent video clip! Why is he rolling the dice? Why are the seas rising? So many questions unanswered. Answer them by SHOWING me!

[Sterile Spongebob]

eh...

um the "crabs" bit is so old it's not even funny... and why is spongebob a tampon? also how does ariel have pubic hair? for that matter, how could she have ANYTHING down there other than than floppy fish tail? ShEEit.

[Aoi House The Music Video]

Overall it's pretty good

Killer animation and visuals, but personally I HATE that song, I HATE that bitch-ass hamster, and I HATE that one guy with the face.

[Inuyasha in a nutshell]

So great

lol thank you for not totally failing at life like some of the other retarded inuyasha crap I've seen! The only thing that needs work is the visuals and animation. If you redo this, it would be SO BOMB.

[Love Hina Epilogue: Pt.1]

*yawn

I'm gonna be straightforward: you bored the crap outta me. The visuals were nice and the dialogue at least didn't confuse me but there was nothing here to enjoy other than that. This really didn't add anything to Love Hina, but thankfully it didn't take anything away either. And why are people talking about hentai here? Love Hina is ecchi at most. Go talk about your pr0nz somewhere else.

[Sailor Moon Giving Head]

lol

hahahaha that was funny though poorly animated.

[Emo Girl]

Ehh....

It was pretty good, but it just wasn't interesting. Well, that's my opinion anyway.

[Jolly Green Fun]

No. That was NOT a "damn funny movie"

why the green giant? I can picture you hanging out in your room smokin a reefer and suddenly out of nowhere saying "you know what else is green? the green giant. and I think it would be hot to see britney eating his cuCUMber" OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[Noodles on my Back]

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE

So he likes noodles on his back eh? HE CAN PUT MY NOODLE IN HIS MOUTH AND SUCK IT TILL HE CHOKES TO DEATH ON MY CREAM SAUCE.

Nice job though. The singing wasn't horrifyingly bad and the animations weren't bad either. I could see the work you put into it even though THAT HIPPO MAKES ME WANT TO CUT MYSELF. Here's 5 stars for EFFORT, not even one for likeability. ;P