SilentJohn's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Life Of Bob Marley]

That was the least interesting day ever. 5 stars for Bob Marley. -3 stars for lack of creativity.

[Jeremy Clarkson MGS]

Worst thing I have ever seen.

Your shitty voice-acting and mic quality has violated my ears. Also you should learn to animate, because that was terrible.

[Knives (short)]

Just curious...

Why do you think that comments saying "THIS SUCKS" or "WOW NOOB" will be deleted? Surely you're not dumb enough to think you can delete them yourself?

Also, wow noob. This sucks. I'm not just saying that either. The joke was lame, the animation was crap, and voice acting was quite terrible. I suggest you work on all three before you try to submit something again.

[Polar Bear]

This is SOOOooo underrated.

Good graphics and animation coupled with a coherent and light-humored plot make this an instant WIN. This really doesn't deserve less than 4.0 score. It all fits together in a comedic and professional fashion. Tisk tisk newgrounds. Can't take anything other than cock jokes, can ya?

[The Drowning Horse Song]

Newgrounds never ceases to fail me.

GARRR!!!! STOOPID NEWGROUNDS PUTTING STOOPID CRAP ON FRONT PAGE. SHOULDN'T HIGHER QUALITY ANIMATIONS BE THERE INSTEAD??!!!111 >:(
/rant

Anyways, it was *slightly* funny and a little bit of work was put into it so here's 6 stars for that. Otherwise, it's short, retarded, and looks like crap (even for 8bit).

[The Disney Collab]

Overall fail.

This collab as a whole is abundant with FAIL. Nothing but tasteless, unfunny jokes that (for most of them) are horribly drawn/animated.

That being said, I would like to recognize Comick as the only artist here with any REAL talent. The rest of you are lame lame lame.