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Total Medals Earned: 215 (From 43 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,650 Points

Quick Sand

Cave half full Unlocked 6/20/10
5 Points
Beat half the levels
Escape 50 Points Beat the game once
SpeedRun 50 Points Beat the game in Speed Run

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)

Red Moon

Introduction Unlocked 6/9/09
10 Points
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Mere 5 Unlocked 6/9/09
10 Points
Defeat 5 enemies.
Art Piece 10 Points Collect 1 concept art.
Sound of Music 10 Points Collect 1 sound track.
Art Collector 25 Points Collect all concept art.
Halfway There 25 Points Complete half of the game.
Killer 30 25 Points Defeat 30 enemies.
Sound Guru 25 Points Collect all sound tracks.
Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points Watch all cinematics.
Long Live The King 50 Points Complete the game.
Slayer 80 50 Points Defeat 80 enemies.
Orb Hunter 100 Points Collect all Red Orbs.
Red Moon Deity 100 Points Complete the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/490 points)

Riddles of Renaissance

That's a start Unlocked 1/30/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pope Unlocked 1/30/11
25 Points
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Punteggio perfetto Unlocked 1/30/11
25 Points
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Those are for codardi Unlocked 1/30/11
25 Points
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Enigma Show Unlocked 1/30/11
50 Points
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Why did the egg cross the road? 10 Points Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Art historian 50 Points Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
Addicted 100 Points Beat the game four times without closing it.
This is interesting. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's art, not porn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (130/305 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/31/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Backfire Unlocked 5/31/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

StrawberyClock Smackdown

Traveling Unlocked 10/21/11
5 Points
Went right.
You cannot kill Strawberry Clock 5 Points Get a game over.
Pop Your Berry 10 Points Use the B power for the first time.
King of the Portal 25 Points Defeated ki1o.
Satisfied Customer 25 Points Bought every item in the Clock Mart

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Turtles Unlocked 5/21/09
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! Unlocked 5/21/09
25 Points
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Bloodshot Unlocked 5/21/09
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Domestic Violence 25 Points X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Ono Boners 50 Points Oh Ono!
Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (150/375 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/13/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
FREE WILLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

The Drawing Grounds

Colorpicker Unlocked 8/18/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Junior Artist Unlocked 8/18/13
5 Points
Finished your first drawing.
Randomizer Unlocked 8/18/13
5 Points
Started a game with a random user.
Messenger 5 Points Notified someone after taking your turn.
Umad? 5 Points Found the hidden troll face.
Sketcher 10 Points Reach a score of at least 10.
Heartbreaker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Loner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 5/31/10
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 5/31/10
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 5/31/10
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 5/31/10
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 5/31/10
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 5/31/10
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 5/31/10
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 5/31/10
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 5/31/10
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 5/31/10
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 5/31/10
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 5/31/10
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 5/31/10
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 5/31/10
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 5/31/10
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 5/31/10
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell Unlocked 5/31/10
50 Points
Buy everything
Master Unlocked 5/31/10
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 5/31/10
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 5/31/10
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)